If it’s a contest to see who has the worst
life, none of us with computers
or pianos will win. We line up to tell
our versions — poignant, heroic tales
of woe — hoping someone licks
a gold star, sticks it to our forehead.
Did you eat all of your vegetables?
I ate all of my vegetables. Even
canned peas, even mushy asparagus.
None of us with vegetables would win.
My cousin’s girlfriend’s grandmother
once met a starving child in Africa.
If the choice is kill yourself
or write a poem. If you kill yourself
to write a poem. If you write a poem
about killing yourself but do not
kill yourself. Then — then — don’t kill
yourself, okay? Play a game
on your computer. Cheat so you win.
Count your lucky stars. Me,
I’ve got a box full of them
ready to be licked, the box
as light as a feather. The feather
that floats above all our grasping.
— Jim Daniels
Jim Daniels is the Thomas S. Baker University Professor at Carnegie Mellon University. “Nevertheless” is from his book “The Middle Ages” (Red Mountain Press), published in March. Other recent books include “Rowing Inland” (Wayne State University Press) and “Street Calligraphy” (Steel Toe Books).
First Published: March 24, 2018, 4:00 a.m.