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FILE - Republican presidential nominee former President Donald Trump walks after a news conference at Trump National Golf Club, Aug. 15, 2024, in Bedminster, N.J.
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The dollar store will soon be the ten dollar store

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The dollar store will soon be the ten dollar store

President Trump said that his tariff program would bring wealth to America. I want to go to my local Dollar Store before it becomes my local Ten Dollar Store.

The high price for eggs helped to elect Trump, who vowed to solve the problem. A confidential source told me that he will soon release an Executive Order that all hens must triple their egg laying. A KFC executive has been appointed to stop the chickens from laying [sic] around.

STANLEY HERMAN
Glenshaw

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First Published: April 13, 2025, 8:00 a.m.

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FILE - Republican presidential nominee former President Donald Trump walks after a news conference at Trump National Golf Club, Aug. 15, 2024, in Bedminster, N.J.  (AP Photo/Julia Nikhinson, File)
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