Will somebody please get hold of Andy Dick's crazy behind and throw him in rehab? This man makes Amy Winehouse look like a choir girl.

Andy was arrested early Wednesday morning on drug possession and sexual battery charges by Riverside County, Calif., sheriffs.

In addition to causing an alleged substance-fueled ruckus in a Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta, urinating outside and whatnot, he pulled down the top and bra of a 17-year-old girl outside.

Police found Xanax and marijuana in his pockets.

How this man remains free is beyond us. He is known for acting like a first-class you-know-what, groping people, making crude comments, etc. He is truly a hot mess!

More info is coming out about last weekend's arrest of Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright following a brawl in a Shreveport, La., bar.

TMZ is reporting that cops stunned and pepper-sprayed the two actors and that they had a few choice words for Jeffrey, who is African-American. Actually, they had one word in particular for the Emmy-winning actor.

Can you guess what it is?

According to the report, Mr. Wright was repeatedly stunned and pepper-sprayed while he lay in the street. Mr. Brolin, who was standing still while trying to broker peace, was repeatedly sprayed in the eyes.

Both actors had just wrapped Oliver Stone's film "W," about outgoing prez George. W. Bush. Josh has the title role, and Jeffrey plays Colin Powell.

Did Drew Barrymore split with Justin Long because of her spiritual adviser?

You know we don't know, but Us Weekly is reporting that the 33-year-old actress broke up with her three-years-younger former beau over the phone after a visit to the adviser.

Justin is said to be devastated because he didn't see it coming, said a close pal.

"He'd light up every time he talked about her," the pal said. "He's just trying to lay low."

We can understand it.

Will splitsville be the destination for John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston?

Probably, if this next item is any indication.

In Touch Weekly talked to some young woman who said Johnny boy hit on her while the two were in a coffee house in Amsterdam.

Chaton Anderson, a writer from Miami Beach, said the smooth operator sat beside her and said, "I am John, and I am a singer."

Apparently, he thought she was from Amsterdam, but she's not, and she was well aware of who he is and who he is dating.

Anyway, Chaton said she asked him what his relationship status is, and he answered, "It's vague."

When she asked him what he meant, she said, he repeated the answer. She still gave him her number, but her prepaid cell phone was stolen.

We guess he could always contact ITW if he really wants to call her.

Star Jones' ex, Al Reynolds, has taken to YouTube to declare that he is "not a homosexual" and other things that are on his mind about the upcoming divorce.

He said people probably think he's gay because he's a "spiffy dresser."

Word is Al's trying to peddle not a tell-all about Star but a financial book. After all, he did work for Merrill Lynch before getting hitched to Star. Of course, since then the only thing he seems to have worked hard at is dressing well and having a good time, according to reports.

Somebody must love them some Morgan Freeman.

That's because somebody paid $49,000 in an online charity auction to play golf with the Oscar-winning actor, reports Eurweb.com.

CharityFolks.com held the auction to benefit Planet Now, a nonprofit group that provides aid to folks in hurricane- and storm-damaged areas across North America.

We've always had a soft spot in our heart for Mr. Freeman but don't roll like that!

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