Doctors say it is unlikely Tiger Woods will have any long-term effects on his career after he undergoes reconstructive surgery to repair a torn anterior cruciate ligament in his left knee: Unless, of course, he develops carpal tunnel changing diapers at home.

Carol Semple Thompson, 59, of Sewickley is named as one of the inductees into the World Golf Hall of Fame: There hasn't been anything this big in Sewickley since the Starbucks opened at the corner of Beaver and Locust streets.

Phil Mickelson does not use a driver and shoots 9-over par during the first three rounds of the U.S. Open at Torrey Pines: The last time someone got in that much trouble not using a driver was Britney Spears.

NBC announcer Johnny Miller makes a public apology after he says Rocco Mediate, an Italian-American, looks like "the guy who cleans Tiger Woods' swimming pool" during the broadcast of the U.S. Open: The last time Miller went brain-dead at the U.S. Open he shot 63 at Oakmont.

With no player over the age of 29, the final threesome at the West Penn Amateur takes five hours to play 18 holes: Third grade didn't last that long.