Eli Manning, QB, Giants -- His 251-yard, 4-TD effort nearly rewrote history.

Carson Palmer, QB, Bengals -- Threw for 316 yards and a TD trifecta.

Drew Brees, QB, Saints -- His 320-yard, 3-TD performance was marred by 4 turnovers.

Kurt Warner, QB, Cardinals -- Reached 300 yards with 3 scoring strikes.

Tom Brady, QB, Patriots -- Passed for a week-high 356 yards, plus two TD hookups with that washed-up Moss guy.

Clinton Portis, RB, Redskins -- Combined for 131 yards and 2 scores.

DeAngelo Williams, RB, Panthers -- Galloped for 121 yards and 2 TDs.

Ron Dayne, RB, Texans -- Rumbled for 88 yards and a pair of TDs.

Larry Fitzgerald, WR, Cardinals -- Snared 11 passes for 171 yards and 2 TDs.

Chad Johnson, WR, Bengals -- Torched Miami for 131 yards and 2 scores.

Nate Burleson, WR, Seahawks -- Amassed 119 yards and 2 TDs.

Randy Moss, WR, Patriots -- Six receptions produced 100 yards and 2 historic TDs.

Marques Colston, WR, Saints -- Collected 94 yards and 2 TDs on 8 catches.

Plaxico Burress, WR, Giants -- Reeled in 84 yards and 2 TDs.

Alge Crumpler, TE, Falcons -- Three catches netted 67 yards and 2 scores.

Devin Hester, WR, Bears -- Scored on a punt return and reception, and added 65 receiving yards.

Tony Romo, QB, Cowboys -- Managed just 86 passing yards and 1 INT in over a half of play.

Peyton Manning, QB, Colts -- Left after two series yielded 95 passing yards.

Aaron Stecker, RB, Saints -- Active, but still laid a goose egg.

Kolby Smith, RB, Chiefs -- Gained just 8 total yards before leaving injured.

Marion Barber, RB, Cowboys -- Lost 6 yards on 6 carries.

Adrian Peterson, RB, Vikings -- Ran for only 36 yards, with no catches, all day.

Lee Evans, WR, Bills -- Caught one 2-yard pass.

Quinn Gray, QB, Jaguars -- Posted 302 yards, 4 scores and no turnovers.

Chris Redman, QB, Falcons -- Passed for 4 TDs and 251 yards without an interception.

Pierre Thomas, RB, Saints -- Combined for 226 yards and 1 TD.

Bobby Wade, WR, Vikings -- Scored twice with 92 receiving yards.